Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

John John

A NPC that will only interact on commands

I had to press x to make John John interact

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden

John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"

by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019

John Overall

John Overall is a smart loyal boy he is a nerd a messy one too he is kind to others is friendly he and he is best friend material 😁

John Overall is a smart loyal person.

by Dalayia November 21, 2021

John Augustoni

Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.

Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard

by matuuey April 15, 2022

John McGraw

The act of being a pussy when the bros wanna do something fun

Hey Jake, wanna go to the strip club

Nah man, I’m feeling pretty John McGraw

by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 14, 2019