New Bacon-ings Burger

A special name for a bacon burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the New Bacon-ings burger, it comes with bacon!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

slow news day virus

A simple and minor issue that is blown way out of porportion by the media when there is nothing else to report. The public becomes deathly worried about something that is no more dangerous than the common flu.

ie. SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Killer Bees, etc.

Person A: "Did you hear about the SARS epidemic?"
Person B: "Epidemic? It's killed less people than the flu. Its nothing more than slow news day virus."

by UnquenchableFire October 10, 2006

Orange is the new Black

A phrase that declares Trump supporters are discriminated against, as bad,..if not worst than minorities.

I have been keeping my head down at work throughout the election,...On Nov 8. my manager asked me if I voted for Hillary. I replied "No", she immediately attacked me for my decision, and I have been treated like a Leper ever since that day!! I have been given the crappiest jobs, received a poor review, and eventually was fired! Well, I guess, Orange is the new Black!

by Daisy Cutter January 15, 2017

Redbank New England Tour

When a person allows Maine Hot Pocket, New Hampshire Nasty, Vermont Corona Mudslide, Massachusetts Mailbag, Rhode Island hot tub, Connecticut Cowballs to be done to them.

Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.

by dirtyschlonge March 15, 2010

new jersey air balloon

When a gay man farts inside another gay mans penis, forcing air down his shaft and pumping up his prostate like a hot air balloon.

That was the best new jersey air balloon I've ever had.

by sheriffffirehs September 8, 2019

New Orleans Water Balloon

This is when you pull apart a women's ass and then pee inside it, filling it like a water balloon.

I sure want to give that girl a New Orleans Water Balloon

by Tomrizi1 November 10, 2010

New England Clam Chowder

A meal that was bestowed unto man by the gods. The best thing to come in a can (after chees-whiz, of course). Yummy little bits of clam suspended among hunks of potatoes by delicious gravy. It's good right out of the can.

Gary: Hey I'm going to the grocery store. You want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Phil: Yeah, get me a couple of cans of New England Clam Chowder.

by Fat & Furious January 9, 2014