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monkey queen

An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
by zex2.0 September 4, 2020
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Bread Monkey

When a painting has the properties of a piece of bread, or a monkey. Sometimes both.
I went to the art show the other day, this one painting was totally a bread monkey
by Zach and Lisa B August 5, 2008
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Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.
I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
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Monkey Strike

Monkeystrike > rest
by Anonymous February 9, 2003
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mango monkey

Man that girl is such a mango monkey
by smadams May 4, 2010
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ciatch monkey

An asshole who just perpetrated an extreme act of douchbagness
Jesse: Dustin how could you fuck my extremely hot mom? You are a fucking ciatch monkey!
by Yukzoo December 20, 2008
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slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe
when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey
by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021
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