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The Billy Butter

When the female suprisingly slides a stick of butter in the males ass.
by FAS69420 September 30, 2021
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Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
mugGet the Up a cow's udder for a stick of buttermug.

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024
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Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.
O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.
by Afd1800 October 1, 2023
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Dad Butter

Large pats of butter on any kind of bread. Usually deemed gross to us as children but, somehow is delicious as an adult. Preferably salted butter to appreciate the sweet / savory combination.
Hey, “grab me a piece of toasted bread with some Dad Butter please.”
by Birdy96 August 23, 2021
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Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition
Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
mugGet the roasted toasted and butteredmug.

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