When you slap someone around the face with the end crust of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the slut (ie fingered by everyone but wanted by none)
by Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson September 19, 2018
Get the Slut Slapmug. I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
Get the Slap Pocketmug. by AWD July 16, 2016
Get the Jewish slapmug. by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007
Get the couch slapmug. When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
Get the Pitch Slapmug. The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 9, 2024
Get the Triple Slapmug. stands for Sounds Like A Plan.
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
Get the SLAPmug.