Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

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Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily

Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen

by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022

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The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

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The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

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