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(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.
Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.
by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019
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hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.
Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019
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Jake hands

When your hands are small af
Dang he got jake hands
by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019
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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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Dream Hands Dance

A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”

“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”

“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
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Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.
by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019
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National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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