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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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Tiktok Hands

The overuse of hands and gestures to emphasize words or express feelings in short-form videos, which now permeates real-world conversations.
I was on a date with a girl, and she had the worst case of TikTok Hands ever. I couldn't pay attention to anything she was saying cause her hands were flying everywhere.
by E.V.Ve September 21, 2025
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Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first
Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race
by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025
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Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.
"My aim is off because I have cold hands"
by 0hcard October 1, 2022
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Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).
Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....
by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017
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nice hands

When a woman says so to a man, it means she is very attracted to him.
"You have nice hands, Tom", she said as her heart beat at a million miles an hour.
by AAAAidk September 15, 2023
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Hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020
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