Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls

If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo

by Floridianwaterpoloenjoyer July 19, 2025

Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025

Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain

Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”

by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025

water

wa’er is a type of molten rock or lava. this is due to the fact that ice is made of of minerals and is therefore a rock by definition, look it up for a better explanation, so ye wa’er is lava. frag u society :3

AHH THE WATER IT BURNS

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Water

Water is wet???

Hmmm 🤔

Water is wet???

Hmmm 🤔

by Furlite July 27, 2025

Del Water Gap

the most authentically cool singer on the planet. he has some of the best most underrated songs in the game right now. also a cutie patootie! love u holden <3

STREAM HOW TO LIVE!!!

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Del Water Gap?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, like in the Delaware River!”
Person 1: “No, the SINGER. Oh my god, I need to put you on right now. Alexa, play Ode to a Conversation Stuck in Your Throat.”

by disconnecteddoll July 27, 2025