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pussy packers

Guys that don't keep their classic car original and wimp out on setting their points and taking the time to do a proper tune up, rather instal an aftermarket electronic ignition.
Jimmy shouldn't have become one of the pussy packers and had his tune up done right.
by y3110w.ssr August 19, 2011
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Pussy Thief

Noun
Singular
"Pussy Thief"
(1.) The man who steals your woman.
(2.) The man who cheats with your girlfriend and or wife.
(3.) A typical hipster
(4.) A pussy, ass, bitch
(5.) The other guy in a threesome.

Plural
"Pussy Thieves"
(1.) The other guys in a foursome.
(2.) The guys you walk in on your girlfriend and or wife fucking, if plural.
(3.) Para-Military Contractors
Singular
(1.) *Walks in to see cheating*
"YOU DAMN PUSSY THIEF!"
(2.) "You piece of shit pussy thief!"
(3.) *sees piece of shit hipster*
"Idiot pussy thief..."
(4.) No need to explain this one...
(5.) *second guy in threesome won't give you your turn on the snatch*
"Move you damn pussy thief!"

Plural
(1.) *other guys in foursome won't play fair with the snatch*
"I'm done here... Damn pussy thieves."
(2.) *walks in on wife or girlfriend fucking multiple men at once*
*you: grabs 12 gauge*
*fires warning shot*
"You better run pussy thieves!"
(3.) Para-Military Contractors have a long history of sex scandals while deployed overseas. Some of these Contractors lack a Military Service for having became a Contractor because the pay is better than that of most ground troops, so many lack the discipline that all troops receive from Military Boot Camp & or Recruit Depot Training.
by LoneAlpha May 18, 2016
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playoff pussy

A person who bandwagons a team during the playoffs, but can't be found during the regular season, and definitely can't be found once the team loses. This individual will become quite unbearable in the face of victory as they join in the collective camaraderie of real fans and proclaim that they "always knew" or "good things come to those who wait" or any other cliché that their monkey brain can churn out...

In preparation, they will purchase several pieces of clothing to rep (hat, hoodie, retro jersey, etc.) from Fanatics and will get that overnight shipping because they're that desperate.

The worse thing is that they will repeat the same process the next year with a different team, unless they're exposed...so...EXPOSE THEM PLZ!!!
Acquaintance: Did you see Carter rocking that Mutombo jersey?

Me: Yup, he wasn't wearing that a few months ago.

Acquaintance: What a pussy!

Me: A playoff pussy...
by JimmyViral January 5, 2019
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pussy snackers

Vampire fuckboys that dine on le pussy at night. They generally leave a trace of dried up crust which is used to make rhubarb pies. BE CAREFUL, they don't use protection. Naughty bunch of fuckboys, am I right? By the way, you know what a rhubarb pie is? Now you know. Your welcome. Two definitions in one.
Fuckboy #1: "I'm in the mood for m'ladies puss."
Fuckboy #2: "Lets go be pussy snackers and dine on le puss tonight."
by Mr. Obese Man (Abhinoor) June 7, 2017
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pussy leap

When your pussy leaps across the room to somethings that turns you on
by Thumping_mice March 18, 2016
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Dumpsta Pussy

Tucson local woman who gets paid in butt-rockets. What she gets paid for is to be determined on a case by case basis. After spending time with her you might feel the need for an STD test even if you haven't touched her naughty parts. In fact, your pee might burn just from looking at her. Beware of this experienced local. Hazmat attire may be necessary.
Todd didn't know what he was getting into and had no butt rockets for payment when he went out with Dumpsta Pussy for the very first time: don't be like Todd.
by MBZEE October 25, 2019
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Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.
Oliver's mum had a badger pussy
by billiam1998 November 22, 2016
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