Not a simp

Me

I’m not a simp and not a $imp!

by yeltsA kciR May 27, 2021

Simp

When you leave your friends in a game to talk to your other half

David simps over Emily when we play league of lengends

by Carys May 27, 2021

Simp

You.

You, you is a simp

by Sunny.T3A May 27, 2021

Simp

Brendon towards any girl that will show him an ounce of attention in exchange for his small bank account.

Brendon was a Simp for all of 2019 but we won’t touch on that.

by TL516 May 30, 2021

Doting SIMP

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.

Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.

by Morgan. August 7, 2021

Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.

Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.

by The black shadow August 8, 2021

Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.

Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.

by The black shadow August 8, 2021