A man who loves women to the extent of putting them before everything, including Saturdays (which are for the boys) he has been given this name and a special title the (Simp card) which he has to live with for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Ayo Nick, where is Josh
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*
All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*
All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!
by AYFIDBUFUWGUFDU April 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Get the Simpmug. A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 
A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug.