Monkey Sam

A particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certscertain girl

Boy #1 would you look at that! Monkey Sam!
Boy #2 ah yes! monkey see, monkey do...

by Gavin the lost September 7, 2020

Monkey Hero

Copyright infrigment whom stole his name from a videogame due to lack of originality: A weak warrior who uses luck and coincidence as his weapons

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Spirit Monkey

A genderqueer, non-conforming, non-binary individual. One who identifies with any one particular gender and goes back and forth.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.

"Is that a boy or a girl... I mean, maybe trans?"

"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."

by UnrepentantlyOffensive August 30, 2013

Bidah Monkey

Someone who denounces everything by saying it is "bidah" (innovation). A great number of these exist in Saudi Arabia, where it is believed that the practice originated.

BM: "What is this? Brother, Urban Dictionary is bidah! BIDAH!"
ME: "Dude, quit being such a bidah monkey."

by mamoul March 18, 2011

Brass-Monkey

funky monkey, Brass monkey, that funky monkey

Brass-Monkey is a

by When_ January 19, 2021

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021

slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021