douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 23, 2014

Douche Five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.

Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.

by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014

Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.

That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...

by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014

douché

Used to admit that someone has made a clever or effective point, while pointing out that they're still a douche. A blend of douche and touché.

1st person: Come here often?
2nd person: No, and you’re not giving me much reason to come back.

1st person: Douché

by McRib sandwich February 14, 2014

Douché

Akin to the French-borrowed “Touché”. Conceding a point to an opponent in an argument in spite of his underlying douchebaggitude.

"Even though I've never beaten you at Scrabble, I totally dominate you at Candy Ass Swiper!"

"Douché"

by PoliticalSpazz February 27, 2014

Douche

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.

That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!

by jewellstudent February 28, 2014

Douche bans

Sunglasses worn by people inside. A popular concept among the "frat" community who wear them around their necks on "frat straps" or douche bands. It is a sign of an inflated sense of self-worth and insinuates low cognitive ability. People who wear them applaud idiotic and moronic deeds.

Normal person- "woah look at all those idiot frat boys with their douche bans on inside. How stupid are they?"
Frat boy #1-"I'm going to punch the wall for fun!"
Frat boy #2- " better put your sunglasses on, it's so bright in here you might get permenant eye damage."

by 23carlos19 October 28, 2013