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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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2-alou

the most surprising of all helicopters
“Is that 2-ALOU?!”
by I Love Your Mum May 24, 2020
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Tap Titans 2

An Incremental Game that involves heroes and pets. It's insane that its large numbers quickly overwhelm other incremental games, such as Cookie Clicker or Adventure Capitalist.
It is the only game so far to do this.
Friend Alpha: Hey what are you playing?
Friend Beta: Tap Titans 2.
Friend Gamma: WHAT?
Friend Beta: It's just like Cookie Clicker.
by a pure gold sword on July 9, 2020
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2-Bit

2-Bit is a shitty Discord server but you can use 2-Bit to talk about other Discord servers.
Awwww man the server i joined last night is such a 2-bit place.

Awww man those people are such 2bitists.
by knownaszentor July 21, 2020
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2-2-19

The day Lisa McCoy died and left behind her two amazing and beautiful daughters. She was only 43
She is still missed and cherished even tho she passed away 2-2-19
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