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cheese flavored dick

the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.
Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?
by mad cheesin April 10, 2009
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grilled cheese sandwitch

a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.
Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.
by will tremaine May 10, 2005
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cherry-cheese cake

noun- the act of blowing your load in the back of a recipients throat and punching them in the nose, the blood and nut run together causing the 'cherry-cheese cake' look
cherry-cheese cake : The best way to dump a chick is to give her a cherry-cheese cake, then leave laughing.
by Mungky February 15, 2008
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Bacon Egg and Cheese

Me and my homies Bacon Egg and Cheesed in the McDonalds Play Place.
by bossminecraft8 November 14, 2020
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Party Hat Cheese

A thick white and or yellow discharge/cottage cheese like liquid that stems from an uncircumsized penis/party hat.
"His party hat cheese was so thick and disgusting that I couldnt go down on him more than once." pleaded Roxanne
by PartyFavors.com December 16, 2008
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Cheese whiz

a "specimin" which adds Personality
by i love cheese whiz June 16, 2010
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Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.
We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.
by chrles2394 October 18, 2015
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