He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.
by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018
Get the Self Serve Bro-Yomug. by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021
Get the Flat Bromug. If I use bro it doesn't mean you are my brother it's just a casual world which I use with any one my female friend and also my male friend
by HapppyShiny. June 3, 2022
Get the Bromug. Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration.
These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."
This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."
This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
If you're done with demands of Western women, join the 'Passport Bros' movement and discover a world where you're truly valued.
by abc423 June 23, 2024
Get the Passport brosmug. cook kid #1: Do you want to come over after lax practice with your girlfriend so we can drink natty light and I can fuck your girlfriend while you make me a sandwich?
cool kid #2: Yea we'll bro.
cool kid #2: Yea we'll bro.
by The original cool kid October 18, 2010
Get the bromug. by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
Get the Super Smash Bros Entertainmentmug. 