Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
by TitsMcGee6969 November 13, 2010
1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.
i have such a t-rex stand
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by __chase May 26, 2020
Ethan is a discord mod he makes reddit his attraction to males he also has a dick smaller his nails and hes so poor that he has to live off snails. Ethan can be seen at night with his window open hopping on a purple dildo. He is also a 5'7 male with cankles black dusty ass hair mostly seen wearing something camo wears 2 pairs of socks bigger booty then a girl has gyno beautiful eyes and a beluga whale chin. is also very gay
by jau n May 06, 2022
by Donald buck November 27, 2023
Emily T is a tennis ho, who likes to spank older men with her rackets. She goes for tall daddies, who sometimes happen to be her teacher. She’s into playing with people named chase, and she’s in love with Krzysiu.
by rybread400 September 19, 2019