Tacon

Tacon is a fake. It's a pretend bacon. It's like bacon, but without any of the flavour or wonderful artery clogging fat. It's like none alcohol beer. Sure it might be better for you, but whats the point. Do not be fooled by it. Louise might like it, but louise is wrong. Listen to martin. Pork fat rules

I can't eat this tacon, it tastes like crap

by Mc Piggy pig November 15, 2009

Tacoi

Someone who likes to fart under the covers and smells it. This person tends to pick her toes and puts the residue on her crackers causing herpews around her mouth.

Why are you eating your boogers? Oh yea I forgto your a Tacoi.

by calculatorgirl February 6, 2010

tacostand

1. A small house of female prostitution.
2. A closet, shed, or cardboard box used for prostitution by a female.
3. A stand with base for holding a prosthetic vagina.
4. A stand often with base for holding a common taco.

Not to mistake a fishy refrigerator box for a tacostand, but I would not put it past this alley.

by Praerie Sequin March 7, 2010

TacoChicken

A split Taco Bell / KFC typically manned by poor people at a strip mall or gas station.

Damn it. The only thing within walking distance is a Hardey's and a TacoChicken.

by Mr Bat March 21, 2010

Tacopoly Party in Wonderland

playing monopoly while watching alice in wonderland and eating tacos!

I went to a tacopoly party in wonderland to watch a fat queen while eating taco bell.

by Camphaniex December 20, 2010

tacobox

The website tacobox.org was created was created as a means for the authors to get famous, while publicly humiliating and degrading themselves, others, and the "internets". The authors coined the term "tacobox" as a means to humiliate, disgrace, or demean.

I know! It was almost as good as when they tacoboxed Miley Cyrus!

by Professor Shaboom February 19, 2011

taconachos

the futile blend of taco stuff and nachos. sometimes worse than tacobell the taconacho is like the rest of the mexican food and has virtually no variants

WTF!? what are you maekin Jesse?
Jesse: Taconachos
OMG

Jesse: yeah its good
ok ill try
FIVE MINUTES LATER==>
WTF DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!!! >:(
Jesse:beef verde, cheese in a jug, "vitamins"
it hurts my crapper hurts man
Jesse::( Im sorry ill fix it
STFU! i is sick :P

by oreo peltz April 21, 2011