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toothbrushy fart 

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
toothbrushy fart by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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Mouse fart 

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...
Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts
Mouse fart by Hu$$ January 30, 2017
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frosty fart

When you splurge her bum when she's holding in a fart. She then releases her mighty ogre roar and then creates a frosty on the top of her bum.
My girl is so freaky, she wanted to do a frosty fart with me.
frosty fart by Mnt3636 January 31, 2017

burbble fart 

A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.
Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.

slender fart 

A fart that elegantly yet narrowly slides out between a person's ass cheeks finalizing with a crisp popping sound.
"POP!!!!"
Person 1 "Dude you chewing gum?"
Person 2 "no that popping noise was just a slender fart that snuck out of me.

bustass fart 

A loud, explosive fart that sounded like someones ass exploded.
When riding the elevator to the 17th floor, Ginger let a bustass fart that caused me to be nauseaus.
bustass fart by Haldee April 19, 2018

Flat Fart 

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time
That dog just had a flat fart
Flat Fart by Iggy star September 13, 2017