by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021
Get the Torpedo bromug. Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024
Get the Masto Bromug. by ECPcuh July 23, 2018
Get the toh bromug. 
A gender neutral word you can call anyone with. Usually used as a cropped word for "brother", but people prefer using it as a sign of comfort or friendship to others.
by Rupudufu January 25, 2022
Get the Bromug. the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu January 31, 2020
Get the bonk brosmug. by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009
Get the bro beadsmug.