Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.

"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"

by loza569 January 20, 2009

Wash your hands

A advertizing slogan that companies use

Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.

by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 5, 2020

second-hand noise

Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.

Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone

"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him?"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"

by Turtletaint December 9, 2023

wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020

two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion

That video gave me a Second-hand concussion

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020