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bro cap

n. A condom.
I noticed you opted to forgo the bro cap - good choice.
by JohnHarvard August 10, 2012
mugGet the bro capmug.

Passport Bro

Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.

In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.

The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”

“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
by Bijou_Bijan April 9, 2024
mugGet the Passport Bromug.

Bro hoe

A guy that will let any girl bang him and is desperate for a girl.
stacy: I should've never dated you, your such a bro hoe
by Lesh2.0 March 23, 2016
mugGet the Bro hoemug.

Bros before hoes

A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.
Tyler: "I had no choice!

Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"
by Don Heroic June 10, 2020
mugGet the Bros before hoesmug.

Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)
Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019
mugGet the Bro Jobmug.

Bro

A reasonable sign that the straight guy you have a crush on is not into you like that.
Gay guy: says anything to get his attention
Hottie: “yeah bro.”
by Jjbone September 24, 2021
mugGet the Bromug.

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