slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Cock Slap

A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.

“Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap

by ghwhiffer January 8, 2022

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

Slap

Slip

Slip slap

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone

Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.

by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017