John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

by Roobee11 August 4, 2020

John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020

john

john is a boy from Sudan who always has Yongo he can lie like the devil and he his very tall and is fine looking

john

by cyrus james August 8, 2019

John Eichberger

A Hard ass dude

John Eichberger is a hard ass dude

by PickleHD July 25, 2016

John

A typical specimen of John is on the heavier side, and also on the darker side. He shares many similarities with an ape, and he's likely a fiend for bananas. His intelligence leaves much to be desired, but he manages. All Johns have one thing in common: Taylor Swift Fangirling. John is an absolute fiend for Taylor Swift, and will go to any lengths to get his grubby little hands on her music. A typical John outfit is something akin to a jean jacket, with some plain colored shirt, and jeans. John has lofty dreams, and he hopes to one day establish the Fifth Reich. Undoubtedly, John idolizes someone named Adolf. He also smells.

Person 1: "Man, did you catch a whiff of John today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."

by johnhater123 January 30, 2024

On John cross

When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god

Leyton-Aye I got to dog pregnant

Lukas-No you didn’t

Leyton-on John cross I did

by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020

John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey

"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night

by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015