A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 01, 2023
by DallasFanFTW June 08, 2017
Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.
Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’
Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’
Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’
by PP Castle February 06, 2022
One of the best deltarune YouTubers of all time. He’s pretty nice and friendly. He has his own server “Kraka’s Kingdom” where the mods barely do anything, and the server’s terrible, but hey, it’s all been downhill since user “Aro Ralsei/Sansby#4555” joined. Kraka king makes videos such as “which deltarune character is the most mommy?” And “ai generated deltarune theories”. He’s also very chill and currently warring with the lawless hellhole of “cerealnation”
Romantic Asriel (aro ralseis evil twin) is scrolling through YouTube..
“Wow is that Kraka King!? He posted a new video! Wow, this video is really cool and I should subscribe right now”
“Wow is that Kraka King!? He posted a new video! Wow, this video is really cool and I should subscribe right now”
by Aro Ralsei, Master of Trolling January 08, 2023
King Kexxy, the formidable ruler of the nation of Crugnitedtu, stands as a figure of immense power and an iron-fisted dictator. With a reign marked by an unyielding grip on authority, he has woven a web of control and dominance that permeates every aspect of his country.
Born into a lineage of dictators, Kexxy inherited a kingdom that was once plagued by chaos and instability. Fueled by a deep-rooted desire for control, he swiftly consolidated his power, suppressing dissent and ensuring absolute loyalty from his subjects. Through a combination of cunning manipulation and strategic alliances, he solidified his position as the undisputed ruler.
Kexxy's reign is defined by a meticulously crafted persona of grandeur and authority. Draped in opulent robes and adorned with lavish jewelry, he presents himself as the embodiment of regal power. His piercing gaze and commanding presence instill fear and submission among both his subjects and those who dare to oppose him.
Crugnitedtu, under Kexxy's iron rule, is a land of strict regulations and pervasive surveillance. His secret police force, known as the Shadow Watch, is notorious for its ruthless efficiency in silencing dissent and maintaining control. Citizens live in a state of constant vigilance, careful not to cross the boundaries set by their omnipresent ruler.
Born into a lineage of dictators, Kexxy inherited a kingdom that was once plagued by chaos and instability. Fueled by a deep-rooted desire for control, he swiftly consolidated his power, suppressing dissent and ensuring absolute loyalty from his subjects. Through a combination of cunning manipulation and strategic alliances, he solidified his position as the undisputed ruler.
Kexxy's reign is defined by a meticulously crafted persona of grandeur and authority. Draped in opulent robes and adorned with lavish jewelry, he presents himself as the embodiment of regal power. His piercing gaze and commanding presence instill fear and submission among both his subjects and those who dare to oppose him.
Crugnitedtu, under Kexxy's iron rule, is a land of strict regulations and pervasive surveillance. His secret police force, known as the Shadow Watch, is notorious for its ruthless efficiency in silencing dissent and maintaining control. Citizens live in a state of constant vigilance, careful not to cross the boundaries set by their omnipresent ruler.
by pnakellllll June 15, 2023
Found in Warrnambool the King Ape is a rare species that survive by catching Salmon the swim upstream during winter.
by GorgeousBrad August 30, 2006
To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.
Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.
by Big aldo January 01, 2022