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God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money
There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall
by 🐇 February 13, 2019
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God

And God is a guy taking credit for something he didn't do...
Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"

Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."

The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"

God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."

Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."

God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."

Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."

God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."

Dawg "What?"

God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."

Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."

God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"

Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."

God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."

Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
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The Rap God

John: 'Have you ever heard of 'The Rap God' on soundcloud?'

Anyone: 'No'
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
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The gods of gods

by Yer not that boi November 7, 2019
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God

The creator of all men and we on. A god that believers believe in. Someone who is powerful of all things. Someone who sticks with you for life and who is better than a friend.
God is the best man alive. He helped me get through my presentation.
by Aubrey ajackson February 22, 2021
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God Of War

The reason I unknowingly learned greek mythology.
God Of War is the best PS2 game. It has aged pretty well for such an awesome DVD console.
by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021
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