Dirty jack d

When Jack Doherthy has hardcore sex with his friends Oisin and Jakub in the Abbey toilets

They had a dirty jack d in the bathroom today during lunch.

by jack d tho 🥵 June 18, 2021

D. Grade

D. Grades are extremely tall and handsome. They excel with the ladies and have exceptionally slick flirtatious skills. They stand at 6'7 and are often equipped with buzz cuts and more than their fair share of acne. While prone to occasional fits of rage, they are mostly calm and collected with a strong and confident mind. These unique specimen find most success in fields relating to history. Despite their size they seem to be allergic to sports unless they are put in goal in a lacrosse game. Most often D. Grades are found lurking in the comfort of their own homes indulging in various online games and enough food to feed a large family.

Wow! What a unique guy, he's such a D. Grade.

by bean lover66 December 12, 2024

D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D

lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh

by SwishyBro January 12, 2023

d on lock

D (dick) on lock. Keeping a very close eye on your man. Always looking to see if he's cheating to try to prevent him from being with another.

He is fine af but his girl got that d on lock.

by AJ Banana Puddin' June 16, 2017

D

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter D, when you can draw some stinky fishes?

Desperate, Dumb Dora disgustedly dipped delicately downward.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

short d*ck anthem

A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.

Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?

Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!

Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..

by Joyceepoocroo May 6, 2024

D MONSTER

A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".

"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"

by StainyStench November 9, 2022