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smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.
by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017
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Meat Wagon

A gay orgy on a bus or an rv
Terry: Hey I signed up for that meat wagon on thursday
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.
by very accurate May 29, 2017
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Meat Head

A meat head is a brawny man that is opinionated and hot tempered; meat heads aren't trained, they're born. Chances are you're personally acquainted with, or have been acquainted with a meat head at some point in your life. It doesn't take much to set them off. One little disagreement is all it will take; just tell them you don't like beer or head cheese. Meat heads are generally know- it-alls and hard core laborers with a low I.Q. and sometimes achieve positions of authority through lip service.
Man,is that guy a meat head or what?!!! What a meat head for crying out loud Meat head wants it done this way
by Penny Bender May 31, 2017
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Meat Pie

To have sex with three men. Black men on top and bottom and white in the middle.
Me, Jacob and Dan are gonna Meat Pie tonight.
by Ya Like Plasma? June 5, 2017
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Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.
I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!
by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017
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Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis
Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas
by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017
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Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test
Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.
by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017
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