Getting a facial with glasses on
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
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A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
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Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
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Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
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