Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight

We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon

by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 06, 2024

Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 04, 2021

Ghost In The Water

When a friend or relative or person you know only wants to talk to you when they need money.

That girl over there, tracy, yeah. that's my cousin, she a ghost in the water always asking me for money.

by KirkStruggleMeanings April 22, 2016

west virgina water slide

A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.

During the firework show we heard junior giving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.

by WVWS.creator February 11, 2024

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022