the society to bring back your mom jokes

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes

person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

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by SchnauzerDouser October 01, 2007

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National Get Your Ex Back For A Day

National get your ex back for a day is when you get your ex back but only for a day and then after you act like nothing ever happened that day.

Hey! It’s national get your ex back for a day. Wanna get back together for just a day?

by Kaitlyn Chen November 17, 2019

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National get back with your ex day

National get back with your ex day is a day where you can ask your ex to get back together and they have to say yes even if they’re in a relationship. After the day is over, you're time is up

you: yo it’s national get back with your ex day. wanna come over?
ex: idk about that
you: you can’t say no. i’ll see you at 1

by bobsbuilder24 April 18, 2020

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is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

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I'm talking slick back, kick back, gang sippin' forties

from the song mood by iann dior, it means: i'm talking me and my friends wear nice suits(slick back), relaxing(kick back),
drinking(gang sippin') alcohol(forties)

Only thing I need to know is if you wet enough
I'm talking slick back, kick back, gang sippin' forties
You keep playin', not another day with you shorty

by je11y January 18, 2022

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