Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Most probably a very gay male.
Man like José with the punini.

Ex: Call the mandem. José is the biggest simp of all time

by Macho Alfa May 19, 2020

Simp

The definition of the word, "Simp", is when Zrighz get asked by a random person for a position, in return said person claims that they will, "UwU for free MPC spot", this is where it gets kinky.

"dont catch me simping"

by PhantomAspect May 25, 2020

Simp

Liam

Liam simps over chazz

by Mackistan October 6, 2020

Simp

A simp is when a guy or girl goes out of his or her way to be nice towards someone they typically are attracted to.

For example, Nico is a simp to LeAnne

by Nico's Sister February 23, 2022

Simp

Andrew

Simp = playing top golf with Bella instead of hanging out with friends

by Blacksimp December 30, 2019

Simp

you

no one:

absolutely no one:

you: damn my girl's so pretty she's my world

friend: SIMP!

by peydums December 25, 2020

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. A genius rap song by 2 Guys n the Parque with choreography by Candace Flynn (from the show Phineas and Ferb). Defined an era, a style of dancing, a lifestyle. SIMP changed the lives of a generation for the better.

“Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”

by wowdude May 20, 2020