shit sex

Slang for anal sex.

That boy just had shit sex with his boyfriend. You can tell from his enlarged sphincter.

by Melin168 November 1, 2010

donkey sex

When you want to insult a girl ask her for some donkey sex. When she asks what is it tell her thats when you are the 'HE' and she is the 'HAW' (whore).

'Hey baby you want to come back to my place for some donkey sex?'

'Donkey sex?'

'Yeah I'm the he and your the whore'

by mathios May 14, 2007

reef sex

In the United States, reef sex is considered a rarely practiced form of sexual intercourse with the exception being the island of Key West, Florida. The term reef sex refers to placement of a snorkel, commonly used for ocean snorkeling, into the anus of a sexual partner during the act of oral or vaginal intercourse. The recipient merely relaxes as the 'snorkeler' then blows into the snorkel producing the characteristic ARRUUUUUUUUUGA! aesthetic. This is the culmination and essential step, thus completing a bout of reef sex.

Many Key West snorkeling companies offer night-time adventures where participants enjoy a happy hour at sea before retiring to their private bungalows and an excellent opportunity for their first experience with reef sex.

by Carla the teacher January 29, 2007

sex swamp

when you masturbate or have sex sitting down, the increased bloodflow to the pelvic region causes the your ass and the nether region to sweat, makeing your underwear (if your wearing any) very uncomfortable and wet.

note:
nether region = area between a man's scrotum and ass hole. especially in the little nook right behind his balls.

the 'swamp' part of the word refers to "swamp ass" (similar thing but from running around)

Mike was fucking this girl, and when he was done, the bedsheets keps sticking to his ass cuz he had sex swamp.

person1: guess what
person2: what?
person1: I was just in a circle jerk, and ..
person2: eww gross dude, stop there, circle jerk is nasty.
person1: .. and I went to stand up, and i had the worst wedgie cuz my boxers were sticking to my ass cheeks and i couldnt rearange them right.
person2: .. i think im gonna be sick.

by a non-e mouse July 16, 2008

Sex Fat

The kind of fat that is on a girl around her mid waist which makes her not skinny but not fat. Its the kinda fat you want to fuck. Used like in the phrase "more cushion for the pushin' " without the girl being incredibly fat or unsexy

Also called FF for Fuck Fat.

Dan: you man, i want a girl, but all the hoes 'round here are all anerexic fuckers.

Zack: Dude, what 'bout Ellena?

Dan: Isn't she kinda heavy?

Zack: Naw man, i tapped that last week. Its All Sex Fat.

Dan: gotta love the FF.

by SecretJustin February 6, 2008

sex-chops

Facial hair resembling sideburns that reach to the jaw line that also cause carnal temptations.

It appears as though Cameron is growing sex-chops

by Linkous Mack Lowe IV December 20, 2005

cartoon sex

1.- Zany, kooky, bizarre love-making that is actually less for love and more for entertainment. Could involve costumes, drug abuse or disproportionate anatomy.

2.- Actual sex with a cartoon character.

Things were pretty crazy last night with the two of us dressed in costumes and the weird lighting in his apartment. We were going at it in ways that, in retrospect, defy the laws of physics. We had cartoon sex.

by Cartoon Rabbit November 28, 2007