ciatch monkey

An asshole who just perpetrated an extreme act of douchbagness

Jesse: Dustin how could you fuck my extremely hot mom? You are a fucking ciatch monkey!

by Yukzoo December 20, 2008

saddleback monkey

Sex move . When a man dolphin dives over the woman and his dick smacks her in the face . She loves it .

I did the saddleback monkey last night with her and it was so fun you have to try it

by This random bitch February 27, 2014

Monkey Peaches

A password.

The password... It's Monkey Peaches.

by Nigger Boy Henry April 14, 2014

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014

Chotch Monkey

Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity

You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey

by Meghan Da bomb March 3, 2015

monkey knots

Money rolled up in rubber bands

I have monkey knots in my pockets.

by silence g April 23, 2015

Trench monkey

Puertoricans born christian, uncircumsized. Works blue collar job.

Shut up trench monkey.

by SavageCrawdad September 28, 2019