Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?
Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
by wesley walker December 21, 2021
Get the cock n block mug.When someone does or says something particularly stupid, one pretends to check for a fever as a gesture of false sympathy (or "cupping" their forehead). One then lifts their hand off their forehead and comes back down to smack them in the forehead. Cup 'n Smack is a form of tough love.
by the angel of your nightmares * December 17, 2008
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Get the Sacha n miguel mug.The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
Get the Bump ‘n Crunch mug.Puke your brains out, then chug an adult beverage of choice. I mean chug. Right after the god bitchin damn puke hits the ground your drink hits your fuckin mouth. Chug that shit shit son. Don’t be a bitch. Pull the trigga N succ her in ya.
Damn she was lookin all innocent N cute. Thought I could pull one over but… then……..She did the old Chuck N Chug then got damn hit a foil ass perc. I said damn son we aint built for this typa feral shit. Prolly sum east mesa scraper racoon ass bitch.
by E.M bitch September 6, 2022
Get the Chuck N Chug mug.The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019
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