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Brown eyed eagle

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.
Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.
by PeoplePlanter April 21, 2009
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Third Eye Brown

Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the… ASSHOLE or Anus…Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.
"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"

"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."

"Oh that's cool."

"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"

booty anus poohole bum rectum
by ECHOROCK November 29, 2011
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Kellogg Brown & Root

Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.
Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!
by HiroProtagonist February 23, 2006
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milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot
Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.
by big_schnasty January 31, 2005
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charlie brown karma

having sustained bad luck throughout your lifetime.
Poor Don Andersen has had so many shitty things happen to him, he's got Charlie Brown Karma written all over him.
by BCH January 14, 2008
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Brown Ring of Death

An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.

Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
by ballsdeep6969 November 16, 2010
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James Brown Speak

To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
by JBazz December 25, 2007
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