National Tit Pic Day

on August 13 anyone who asks for a tit pic gets it.
by bazinga August 13, 2021
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tits in the river

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”
by myCOCKadoodle May 08, 2021
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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 04, 2017
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Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.
Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.
by |Spectre1| July 16, 2017
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Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.
"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.
by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts December 01, 2024
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