Tit-Toes

A type of fetish used during intimate moments.

Please let me put my toes in your tits-let us perform tit-toes !

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

Bitch tits

When a man tells a woman that she has bitch tits, but then you catch Carey try on your bras.

Carey, you can use my bra for your bitch tits.

by Nobitchtits December 19, 2018

Tit Fucker

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.

When your buddy does something stupid "You shouldn't have done that tit fucker."

by coyotecotton June 9, 2022

what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.

Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.

by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Creep tits

Used to describe the red women in game of thrones when she takes off her medallion. (Per Ashlee mid swirl).

The red women needs to put her fucking medallion back on because I'm tired of looking at her CREEP TITS-AJ

by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016