Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

tits

i dot have any

have u seen her tits oh wait she dont have any

by kuyfjt December 19, 2021

tits

best thing ever

person: i love tits
person 2: same

by cooochiedestroyer123 December 19, 2021

National send tits to a name that starts with B

The 29th of each month

Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day

Her: ok sure *sends tits*

by Bottylicker December 28, 2021

Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.

If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.

by Morguean April 1, 2022

Snoring tits off

Snoring hard, deep asleep

Alexandra has been snoring tits off all night

by Professor-x-machine April 2, 2022

Send tits day

a day where you ask anyone to send titties and they will

Paul: hey you know what day it is?
brianna: no what is it?
Paul: its national send tits day!
Brianna: oh how could i forget, here you go(sends it)

by Pablicito April 6, 2022