by The god 2 October 8, 2021
Get the bitch slapmug. When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
Get the Cow Slappingmug. Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends š.. so go ahead and slap
em as hard as you can.
em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
Get the Slap You're Friends Daymug. When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
Get the Pitch Slapmug. stands for Sounds Like A Plan.
by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
Get the SLAPmug. by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021
Get the Slap dickmug. An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning āthe murder of a bastard childā.
In that era, āgetting slappedā was a slang term used by lower class citizens for āgetting killedā and ācheeseā was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, āSlap Cheeseā.
In that era, āgetting slappedā was a slang term used by lower class citizens for āgetting killedā and ācheeseā was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, āSlap Cheeseā.
āHoly shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?ā
āIām sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.ā
āNext time do your research before you ruin my carpet.ā
āIām sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.ā
āNext time do your research before you ruin my carpet.ā
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
Get the Slap Cheesemug.