Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques December 17, 2015

Emilys Tits

Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting

Emilys tits are overrated or Emilys tits are apparently big

by ShowUsYaCunt September 02, 2022

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy June 01, 2017

Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 August 16, 2015

Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 August 21, 2015

Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped

damn look at her Lazer Tits

by Brielle & Sara May 12, 2011

Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye

Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”

by Cmarie8478 January 04, 2023