Bean

An annoying thing to call your older or younger brother. most commonly used as an insult that wont offend your parents. it really means nothing.

"yo bro, you're such a freaking bean"
"what does that mean?"
"it means you're a bean"

by possiblynotavampire April 11, 2020

Bean Bean

Dick

Yeet, it is a bean bean

by David Lawrence February 28, 2020

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-

1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah

by Thatd July 26, 2018

Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021

Bean

A Bean” - just means half of what ever ur telling about. So if u talking about hours = 30 min

Dollars =$.050
Thousands = $500
However, it can also be used tk Refer to a long period of time.

“Yo I haven’t seen u in a bean bro”

Or

“Yo this class has been a beann”

Examples

Q - “Yo what time u pullin up”
A - “Iono prolly 1 and a bean”

Q - “Yo how much that bih cost?”
A - “I think I dropped like a rack and bean”

Q - “what time u finna get there”
A - “Iono prolly in like a bean”

Q - “Damn that’s a big slice u gon eat all that? ”
A - “Nah prolly just a bean”

by Mo104 May 9, 2022

Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans

person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together

by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021