A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.
Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.
Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Adam: I'm so in love with Miranda! She's such a wonderful girl! And she has such beautiful eyes!
Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp
Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp
by max_212 April 12, 2020
Get the simpmug. Simp: Omg that girl is so hot i saw her nudes they're lit i wish i could fuck her
His friends: You simp
His friends: You simp
by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021
Get the Simpmug. A man that is mega gay because he put the hoes BEFOR the BROS and that gay
And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
That Nigga Is A SIMP
by Super_Nigga September 16, 2021
Get the SIMPmug. A man who behaves like a woman's lap dog and is almost if not completely under her thumb. Often prone to being manipulated by the girl, or kind of girl they worship or are attracted to. They will hurl their posessions at her feet just because she asked them to, some of them will even band together to cancel people who strike the ire of their queen.
E-girl: I don't like what they said about me. Guys, go leave some "feedback" on their social media.
Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
by Zboomer September 12, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 