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John

The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.
H: whose Ur fav person

Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.

It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.
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John

john is a emo his other name is mundae he is a emo who is kinda cool ig but yk
"omg there is john so cool"
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John

John deserves a Carlee.
Who are you with john.”
“oh my girlfriend carlee
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John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.
John makes you smile
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John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.
-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!
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John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.
Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.
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John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever
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