John

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022

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john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

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John Membu

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.

OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.

by Magic 456 November 15, 2022

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John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)

John smith the creator of butt rock is dead

by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024

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John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

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John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

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