College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.
John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash
by T-bagnus April 4, 2009
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Get the stacys mom syndrom mug.The belief that there is a more compatible or desirable woman than one's present girlfriend. The ensuing uncertainty often leads to the eventual demise of the relationship. Taken from the movie, The Tao of Steve.
Male insanity syndrome?
"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."
"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."
by jay kizzel March 4, 2006
Get the male insanity syndrome mug.The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Barack Obama.
Obama's positions better reflect the change and new direction that the American people have been calling for, but those with Obama Derangement Syndrome would rather stick with failure than even consider voting for him.
by ptulsa May 16, 2008
Get the Obama Derangement Syndrome mug.A disposition that generally arises with the middle child of three children in a household. Middle children often lack the attention that the oldest (the most important child) and the youngest (the parent's favorite child) receive.
Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.
by Senobakaj May 3, 2009
Get the Middle Child Syndrome mug.In this syndrome a person will say the n word multiple times in each sentences the person uses.
This is very common in kids from 12-18 year old and they dont care even if they r white or any other race.
This is very common in kids from 12-18 year old and they dont care even if they r white or any other race.
Example 1: Hey my n-word how r yah.
Example 2: Yo my N-word pass me the phone.
(this happens because of unknown reasons but the N-Word syndrome is not good)
Example 2: Yo my N-word pass me the phone.
(this happens because of unknown reasons but the N-Word syndrome is not good)
by SupraIsDrifting May 14, 2023
Get the N-Word syndrome mug.A diagnosis that occurs when a person puts other people’s happiness in front of ones own happiness. They can only be happy of the people around them are. No matter how broken the victim may be, they will still try to make others happy, rather than making themselves happy
Johnny is so sad sometimes, yet he still tries to make everyone else feel happy. He probably suffers from Kind Heart Syndrome.
by W.Lia November 8, 2020
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