Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

Slapping the hamster by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

slapping bag 

Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.

Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.

slapping bag by Gazman1 January 24, 2017

Slapping the Bag 

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

Slapping the Bag by hnnnaha June 5, 2018

Slapheading 

Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.

"I dare you to play slapheading."

"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"

"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."

Slapheading by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022

tinkerbell slapped me 

Another term for purchasing cocaine so that others won't know what you're discussing.

"So Lola and I were at the club last night getting pretty drunk and Tracy showed up and then TINKERBELL SLAPPED ME".

tinkerbell slapped me by Barbiegirl007 May 9, 2006

Johnny Slapping 

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

Johnny Slapping by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009

Fart slapper 

A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart

Reed- wow ... Smell that
Ranger - stop it Reed ur such a fart slapper

Fart slapper by 1968camaro/ss June 1, 2010