turd party pricing

Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.

I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.

by darthaegeus August 16, 2011

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

by #uberdyke August 5, 2017

Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.

History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Accidental breakfast party

When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.

Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.

by ImTheBlondeOne December 25, 2018

3am party at Chappy's

A term for when your going to go hang out with good friends. Usually used for fun and lit hangs.

Guy1: hey so what you up tonight?
Guy2: oh yah know just 3am party at chappy's.
Guy1: oh nice who's place.

Guy2 oh Emily's house.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 12, 2018