Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021

Poop

Shit.

I took a poop

by Taki_Crumb May 7, 2020

Poop

A great compliment for your boss, friends, or family!

You: Hello, boss! I just wanna say, you look like monkey poop

Boss: Wow! You get a raise!

by Mia the tall person October 1, 2019

Poop pals

The act of having conversation with someone in the next stall over

Kyle and Todd do not make good poop pals

by Billybadass123 November 21, 2017

Poop Soup

A soup made of diarrhea in a public toilet.

Yo! Did you contribute to the poop soup the other day? It tasted like shit.

by Hdmi to display port adapter September 8, 2020

poop fairy

The fairy who seeks nothing but poop.

Person 1: Hey I just pooped
Person 2: Watch out for the poop fairy.

by Urwordman69 January 24, 2025