Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.

Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.

by Owen66 February 23, 2022

Hand-off from hell

Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.

In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.

"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"

"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."

by Nog1988 January 15, 2019

Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.

Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay

by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019

Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.

Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!

by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020

texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.

Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip

by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025

Double hand action

Petting something with two hands.

When your cat really has an itch so you give them that double hand action.

by Annayon January 2, 2022